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Love at first sight...

I bumped into you outside the Picton Room at 9am yesterday. You were wearing brogues and a sleepy smile, I was wearing a woolly hat.... and my coffee.

Female, 21, with a very red face

We share debate class and a regular “lover’s tiff”. You’re from England, I’m from the USA. You like your coffee black, I like mine white. You say potato, I say potato.... let’s call the whole thing off?

Male, 18, tongue-tied

We met over a dirty pint in Oceana. You complimented me on my shirt. I said you were “right up my street, I like a girl with a bit of meat on her bones.”

Male, 20, in need of a second chance

Looking for love...

I’d describe myself as similar to a cat: spoilt, attention loving, devious and I always land on my feet.

Female, 19, fur free

I like my women the way I like my curry: saucy, red hot and found by surprise after a night out on the beers.

Male, 26, rarely produces winning metaphors

Food-loving lady searching for a tasty man. Must have a hearty appetite for all things adventurous in and out of the kitchen. Limp lettuces need not apply.

Female, 22, best served with chocolate sauce